Once upon a time, in the not-too-distant past, men had bigger hair than the girls, and used to share their make-up too.
Forget Superdry tees and jegging bottoms, the cool cats wore leather and denim, and Motley Crue t-shirts.
Hair-metal ruled, and air-guitar rocked more than any of your over-sanitised tunes of the here and now.
From Monday, MK Theatre becomes the venue of choice for those wanting to relive the memories, and songs by artists including Poison and Twisted Sister, when Rock of Ages swaggers to the stage.
Ben Richards is rock god Stacee Jaxx, and Noel Sullivan, the one-time Hear’say pop-star turned successful theatre player, is Drew Noley.
As for your plot?
It’s not exactly taxing: It tells the story of a small town girl and a big city rocker falling in love to a soundtrack of classic rock moments, by artists including Foreigner, Whitesnake and Bon Jovi.
Forget giving the cast the obligatory round of applause, you’ll be putting your fists in the air for this show!
Rock of Ages has enjoyed a three-year stint in the West End, but this is the first time it has aired here in the new city.
Quick, reach for the hairspray, dig out those faded rock tees and go do your best David Coverdale impressions!
Tickets start at £10 and rise to £29.50.
Performances are nightly at 7.30pm through to August 23, with an additional matinee show on Wednesday, at 2.30pm.
To book call 0844 871 7652 or visit www.atgtickets.com/miltonkeynes