It’s Ladies Night...Oh what a night!

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GIRLS: Fed up with your other half swanning off down t’pub?

It’s time to redress the balance a little this week then.

And how better to do so than at a Ladies Night?

Eye Candi events have commanded The Jurys Inn for tomorrow’s big bash, and promise ‘a night you will never forget!’

A glamorous drag queen will be your host, with topless male strippers on the menu, though not literally...

Standard tickets are £12, but you can upgrade to a VIP ticket or VIP Plus ticket.

At £50 a pop, the Diamond package (dealing with groups of eight or more) is the most expensive way to indulge, but you do get the full monty (we really should watch our turn of phrase): Your girly pals and yourself will be collected by limo, with a bottle of fizz to kickstart the night...

Once at the venue you’ll be given the best seats in the house, and have a hot buffet served to your balloon festooned’s all rather Sex & the City.

Go on, pick up the phone, get your mates onboard, then call and book on 07534 366829.

Can’t make it this time?

Then keep August 17th free, when the ripped-muscles return.

> MILTON Keynes Theatre will be all quiet from Saturday, when Midnight Tango, starring Strictly Pro’s Flavia and Vincent ends a week long stay, and things are pretty quiet at Wavendon venue The Stables too.

Here’s this week’s opportunities:

Tomorrow night, Abba Tribute Forever are at the haunt with a two-hour sing-a-thon of classic pop from the Swedish songbirds, on Saturday, reformed British pub rockers Ducks Deluxe will ruffle feathers.

New talents shine bright in Sunday’s Rock Experience concert, and The Home Service Band put folk rock at the core of their date on Tuesday.

Call with bookings on MK 280800.