Just don't go there ok?

These are the 21 things you should NEVER say to someone from Milton Keynes

Milton Keynes residents are a pleasant bunch of folks but there are a few things that really get us worked up.

Here are 21 things you should never say to someone from Milton Keynes. From the downright obvious to comments about our football team or well known landmarks. Just don't go there ok!

Usually with little to back up their opinion... if you don't like it so much get lost, we love it

1. I HATE Milton Keynes

Usually with little to back up their opinion... if you don't like it so much get lost, we love it
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Yes we get it, we've got lots of roundabouts. But for the most part the system works. And one of ours has a statue of an Olympic Gold medal winner on it, bet yours doesn't

2. I dont understand how people get lost in MK, just keep turning left

Yes we get it, we've got lots of roundabouts. But for the most part the system works. And one of ours has a statue of an Olympic Gold medal winner on it, bet yours doesn't
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Referring of course to Bianca Jackson of EastEnders fame, played by Patsy Palmer pictured, who agreed to move to MK with her family after a string of incidents in Walford

3. Isn't that where Bianca moved to

Referring of course to Bianca Jackson of EastEnders fame, played by Patsy Palmer pictured, who agreed to move to MK with her family after a string of incidents in Walford
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It is something of a swearword in MK given the bad blood between the two clubs. AFC failed to make mention of the 'Dons' part of MK Dons name on the scoreboard and in the programme in the not too distant past

4. AFC Wimbledon

It is something of a swearword in MK given the bad blood between the two clubs. AFC failed to make mention of the 'Dons' part of MK Dons name on the scoreboard and in the programme in the not too distant past
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